As the leaves start to turn, like so many stomachs at the sight of a MAGA hat, one becomes reflective. I’m the one, by the way. I’m not saying I’m Number One or anything, it isn’t an ego thing. I just thought it would sound classier. But reading back over it, it feels maybe a little narcissistic – which isn’t a deal breaker – and … Continue reading Autumnal Thoughts About Fall As Autumn Nears
A verbal tantrum on our irritating misuse of words. Continue reading Old Man Rant Episode #9: Words, Words Words!
Looking to verbally best an adversary? Look no further. Here’s all you need to be best at being a bester. Continue reading Snappy Comebacks I’ve Written For You
The NY Times reports the FBI seized a recording of former President Trump trying to pre-emptively pardon himself and his children during its search of his house in August. . Here, according to anonymous sources, the transcript: Trump: So listen. I want to pardon myself for stuff. White House Lawyer: what “stuff,” sir? Trump: Just answer the question. WHL: You didn’t ask a question, sir. … Continue reading Breaking News: Document Seized at Mar-A-Lago Leaked
The frustrations of life, spouted off for your amusement. Continue reading Old Man Rant: Episode #1 of Many
Or “Insomnia” for You Fancy Types Until the last few years, I’d prided myself on my ability to sleep virtually anywhere, regardless of privacy, noise, or light levels. That this is what I prided myself on is a topic for another post. Categories of Sleeplessness There are two kinds of sleeplessness: the one in which your brain wakes you up and says, “I feel like … Continue reading Sleeplessness: a Meditation
The Story So Far I moved into a new house in March and for the first time in my life, I am the only human living with myself. I find, almost five months in, that I’m generally OK to live with, albeit a little moody and quiet sometimes. I usually keep the same hours I like to keep, which is helpful. I’m good, for the … Continue reading How Can I Live with Myself? Well, Let’s See
A humorous look at our Easter “fun” and trauma-causing traditions. Continue reading I Got A Problem With Easter
By Jack Canfora Apologies for my absence. The good news is my online theater company, New Normal Rep, starts streaming today and runs through April 4th (www.newnormalrep.org) The first play is mine! Help me fill the gaping hole in my psyche that only the approval of strangers can fill! Forgive the plug, but that’s also why I’ve been absent for so long. working the play … Continue reading A Sudden Glory
