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A Hater’s Thanksgiving

Gratitude is very popular these days. Especially this week since it’s Thanksgiving. I’m not against gratitude and I even have some, but the smart-ass, non-compliant, rebel in me is crawling out. 

Therefore, I am wasting my allotment of daily gratitude on the following inconsequential things which amuse me.

Here goes…..

I, Todd Fulginiti, am thankful:

  1. The Dallas Cowboys have not won a Super Bowl since 1995. Go Eagles!

2. That a few miles down the road, I passed the overly aggressive driver who almost hit me. He was surrounded by two police cars. LOL! Sucka!

3. That Tucker Carlson was fired from Fox News. But sadly, that does not seem to have been enough to ruin either one of them.

4. That Hershey’s S’more’s bar has been discontinued – that shit sucked!

5. To myself- for never watching the Twilight movies or reading the books.

On a more serious note- I am very thankful for all of you who regularly read and support my writing and musical projects- I appreciate you and also enjoy reading your work. Happy Thanksgiving!

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16 thoughts on “A Hater’s Thanksgiving

      1. I was hoping you would get that- I thought you would! I admit, I had to look up who sang it though 😬

  1. Oh, that aggressive driver thing doesn’t happen every day. Wow – you got to savor that one!

    Hope you and your family have a great Thanksgiving weekend!

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