28 thoughts on “Question of the Day – No. 315

      1. “Make me one with everything!”

        There’s a sequel, too, if you’re a serious sucker for punishment. And, you’re welcome!

      2. O-kaaaaaay, you asked for it…

        Well, the hot dog vendor hands the spiritual master his hot dog, and the master gives back a ten dollar bill which the vendor promptly drops in his till and shuts the lid.

        “Where’s my change?” inquires the master.

        At this the vendor’s finger goes up and his face assumes an expression of sanctimonious smugness (okay, that last is my own addition, I admit it).

        “Change comes from within!” he says…

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