In 300 words, here are my recent favorite witticisms from my children.
#5: Where do we keep the long-handled things?
Last night, my four-year-old was looking for a hockey stick. I told him it was where we keep the brooms. When I saw him a few minutes later, I followed up. “Did you find it?“
“Yes,” he replied. “I found it in the broom room.
Doesn’t that have a nice ring to it?
#4: Get the verb alignment right
Speaking of brooms, I recently saw him heading outside with one. I asked where he was going. “I’m brooming with Nana.”
Right! You mop with a mop so why not broom with a broom?
#3: Join the team
A couple of years ago, I was introducing my then seven-year-old daughter to baseball. The Seattle Mariners were in the playoffs so it was a good opportunity to practice our fair weather fandom.
After looking at the tv for a few minutes, she asked, “Are we the ones shooting or swinging?“
#2: Give it a shot
When he had to go in for his four-year-old wellness check, my son was due for four vaccines. The last one had a big needle and it left an impression.
The next time my mom saw him, she asked how he was. “Well, I went to the doctor and she shot me.” he replied.
#1: Silence is golden, or at least more see through
More than a year ago, I was with my kids in my bedroom on a Saturday morning as a storm rolled in. My son, who was three at the time walked to the window. Meanwhile, my seven-year-old daughter, kept talking to me.
Until her brother turned to her and said, “Sshhh, I’m trying to see.“
(all photos sourced from Pexels)
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